LIKE CALORIE MATES AND RAMEN NOODLES AND MOTHERFUCKING TREE FROGS.
I always figured, realistically, he’d taste fucking terrible. He hasn’t brushed for days and eats dead animals.
And so when this part always pops up, I scream “I BET HE TASTES LIKE ASS.”
Again I would just like to point out he is wearing the poop camo.